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My dad's girlfriend just invited me

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...to go ice skating with her and her kids. I've never gone ice-skating, let alone roller-skating, so I don't really know what to expect.

Is it easy to pick up? Does it hurt when you fall flat on your ass? INFORM ME NOW.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:32:54


First time I went ice skating I ended up flat on my back. Never again...


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:33:54


Ive never liked it, Ive been a few times. It pisses mee, probably because Im really clumsy and it bloody hurts when you fall over. Also, your feet will get incredibly cold.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:34:18


I'm serious, it hurts like hell. But it is easy as roller skating.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:35:27


At 1/10/09 10:31 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: ...to go ice skating with her and her kids. I've never gone ice-skating, let alone roller-skating, so I don't really know what to expect.

Is it easy to pick up? Does it hurt when you fall flat on your ass? INFORM ME NOW.

It's quite easy. You need a little sense of balance, but still its super easy. Try to not to sharp turns, run (to go faster) or anything like that until you get a hang of it. Shouldn't take long, took me 5 minutes.

Doesn't hurt to bad on your ass, unless you got a boney butt. Should be fine, just like slipping or tripping, it's not hard to stay up though. Only time I fell was my friend and I where make-shifting a Ducks game xD


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:35:22


Its usually pretty rough your first time around, but as you find your balance you get the hang of it quickly.
What I really suggest since its your first time is to wear several pairs of high socks. I have a huge scar on my ankle from leaning too much on one side of a skate, and thus it began digging into my skin.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 10:35:55


I would suggest how to ice skate for dummies at the bookstore or some internet skating lesson. I would suggest using real road skates before going into the ice, but they offer some lessons at the ice area so you may get a lesson from them. Or just tell them you don't have any real experience skating.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:25:06


People must be doing it wrong, first time I went I was going real fast around the ring and I didn't fall at all, it was incredibly easy so I guess unless you really are a stiff awkward social outcast you will have fun.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:26:44


When I first tried it for the first time it was pretty fun. Yes it hurts a bit when you fall down but not that much. If the skating rink is crowded I wouldn't go. Only if there's a few people so you can learn and not get hit by other skaters.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:28:08


It can hurt, but try your best... Have fun, fun is all that matters.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:28:17


just make sure the skates are tight around your feet, it gives you a more balanced feel.
Also, bend your knees just a bit when going faster. Try to say at the sides in the beginning, until you get the hang of it and your balance is okay. :) Have fun!


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:29:31


Whoah, rough time ahead of you buddy. It's HARD. Like HARD HARD, and I am not even kidding, especially since you don't have even any roller-skating skills either. Just get one of those things newbies get in order to balance themselves (just ask).

It hurts when you fall down, so don't forget to wear gloves (you know, skin + ice + momentum = ouch). Have fun.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:29:49


Well, she's going in an hour, I'll probably go at this point. Who knows, maybe I'll be good at it.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:31:50


Indeed, wear gloves, it also protects your fingers a bit when you fall. Since your finger will be on the ice, there's a chance someone will skate over it, so if you're wearing gloves, there's less of a chance they just cut your finger off. :p


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:37:13


At 1/10/09 01:29 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Well, she's going in an hour, I'll probably go at this point. Who knows, maybe I'll be good at it.

Definitely go for it. This way you will have atleast tried it. I love to iceskate even though I'm not good at it. Its still fun especially with other people. It does hurt a bit when you fall though. Ice is hard as hell.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:38:49


When you fall over, get up quickly, those blades can cut your arm off easy.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:38:51


Wear a light coat, like a sweatshirt, otherwise you might get cold. I never got cold myself, but I really don't feel cold...

Also, unless you're an instant expert, your ankles WILL hurt. Not might, they WILL. They will also hurt the next day.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:38:54


I'm Canadian so it comes naturally to me, but yea, it hurts when you fall, just take it nice and slow. It's fun, go do it.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:39:03


try holding a chair whilest skating, thats how we learn it here in holland

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:40:43


its pretty scary for a first time and it dose hurt when you fall flat on your ass
as long as you know to move your legs to your side rather than behind you your fine
if you fall try to make it so you dont fall on your ass


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:41:41


I went through that this year.
Find something to hold on to and don't be too rash.
Bend a bit through the knees and pretend to be (slide-)walking and you'll be fine. Hold your body upright. Also if you fall down it doesn't hurt so much.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:46:13


At 1/10/09 10:31 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
Is it easy to pick up? Does it hurt when you fall flat on your ass? INFORM ME NOW.

Its very hard to ice skate. And to roller skate. I've fallen so many times =(. I will never do it again...EVER.

I guess its just not my thing. Besides, I would rather go to a movie or somewhere out to eat, Or maybe possibly go shopping with a girlfriend then go ice skating. Just my opinion :D


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:48:01


You've never been... ice... skating?

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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:48:46


Also, falling is a sport in itself.

If you fall, don't fall flat on your ass, since that just hurts and it can damage the bottom portion of your spine, I think. I've only skated three or four times, but falling on my knees, or if I'm going slow, my hands seems to work well.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:50:36


Isn't your dad married?

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:51:38


At 1/10/09 01:50 PM, Spirosgod wrote: Isn't your dad married?

Obviously not. He's been divorced for 5 years now.

Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:54:13


ice skating sucks more then roller skating, and they both suck.
i can't do either, so ya...


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 13:54:58


ice skating... ehh... too much pain at the beginning


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 14:17:47


It's extremely hard at first if you have never ice skated but you eventually get the hang of it if you aren't a pussy. And falling down can be fairly painful, especially if someone is behind you not paying attention and run over your fingers with the blades on their skates.


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Response to My dad's girlfriend just invited me 2009-01-10 14:19:44


I haven't been ice skating since I was five. I think I found it hard, but then again, I was fucking five. I used to roller blade a few years back, so I'd probably be a bit decent at it. But once you learn how to balence yourself, it should be easy.

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